Tour de Fuck This Trucker Hat

Welcome to the Tour de F*ck This—Iowa’s hottest, sweatiest, most butt-blistering sufferfest on two wheels. You thought it’d be charming. Quirky. A fun little challenge. Instead, you’re dodging roadkill, hallucinating in cornfields, and praying for cloud cover like it’s a religion.

This hat is for every rider who hit mile 12 and thought, “Fck this.”*
Mile 45? Double fck this.*
Day 7? I am legally deceased.

Slap this bad boy on your helmet hair and wear your unhinged Midwestern meltdown with pride. Because RAGBRAI isn’t just a ride—it’s a spiritual journey into heatstroke, hilarity, and horrible decisions.

Tour de F*ck This. You made it. Kind of.

📏 Hat and Size Information: One size fits most adults, thanks to the adjustable snapback closure. Hat is 100% polyester.   

🚚 Shipping: Please allow 1-2 days for processing. Packages are shipped only on weekdays (excluding holidays) via USPS with tracking information. Packages should take 2-7 business days to arrive; shipping time varies based on location.

❌Cancellations/Returns: Once your order shows it's tracking is in "pre-transit", there are no cancellations or returns due to the customization of the product. If you are able to cancel before this time, for any cancellation, there will be a 10% charge that covers the cost of Etsy fees. 

📦Deliveries: It is the buyer's responsibility to provide a secure drop-off location for packages. If your neighborhood lacks safety, kindly redirect your package to a secure alternate address. Sunrise Haven Design Co cannot be held liable for stolen or lost packages. For assistance with stolen or lost items, please reach out to your local post office and law enforcement. Should you fail to receive your item due to an incorrect address provided by you, you will bear the cost of reshipment. 

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting my small business. I hope this hat brings you lots of laughs and new friends. I would love it if you could provide a review with a photo of you enjoying the hat once you get it!

💜Jill | Sunrise Haven Design Co