Iowa: Flat My Ass Trucker Hat

You were told Iowa was flat. Peaceful. A gentle, rolling ride through cornfields and quaint little towns.
LIES. ALL OF IT.

Welcome to the land of surprise hills, where every "gentle incline" feels like Everest and your thighs are filing HR complaints by Day 2. This hat is for every rider who heard "Iowa's easy" and now screams internally every time they see another horizon line that shouldn't be uphill.

Iowa: Flat My Ass is your official badge of betrayal. Wear it sweat-stained and slightly unhinged as you climb yet another uncalled-for hill and wonder who you pissed off in a past life.

It’s not flat. It’s not fair. But damn if it isn’t iconic.

📏 Hat and Size Information: One size fits most adults, thanks to the adjustable snapback closure. Hat is 100% polyester.   

🚚 Shipping: Please allow 1-2 days for processing. Packages are shipped only on weekdays (excluding holidays) via USPS with tracking information. Packages should take 2-7 business days to arrive; shipping time varies based on location.

❌Cancellations/Returns: Once your order shows it's tracking is in "pre-transit", there are no cancellations or returns due to the customization of the product. If you are able to cancel before this time, for any cancellation, there will be a 10% charge that covers the cost of Etsy fees. 

📦Deliveries: It is the buyer's responsibility to provide a secure drop-off location for packages. If your neighborhood lacks safety, kindly redirect your package to a secure alternate address. Sunrise Haven Design Co cannot be held liable for stolen or lost packages. For assistance with stolen or lost items, please reach out to your local post office and law enforcement. Should you fail to receive your item due to an incorrect address provided by you, you will bear the cost of reshipment. 

Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for supporting my small business. I hope this hat brings you lots of laughs and new friends. I would love it if you could provide a review with a photo of you enjoying the hat once you get it!

💜Jill | Sunrise Haven Design Co